I just read that Orange is bringing the iPhone to Europe, the Middle East and Africa. Africa!? The Middle East!? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. That’s just how we roll in Canada. Technology moves slower than in a third world country. That is of course, unless you want to buy it and pay extra to hack it, then you can have it as soon as our friends south of the border do.

Dear Rogers, pull up your teats. – Canada